Doctor Harpy Lady-Fascist assured me that pursuing studies in Classics or Archaeology in college would guarantee me unemployment in my future
Thank you Doctor Harpy Lady-Fascist, your input is valuable, because you are the mental doctor unit that guided me from being an uncomfortable autistic child to being a slightly less uncomfortable autistic teenager
Thank you Doctor Harpy Lady-Fascist, for assuring me that the end outcome of my life will inevitably be rendered futile if it doesn’t give me a bulging wallet
Thank you Doctor Harpy Lady-Fascist, for displaying such a keen interest in my SAT score and for so graciously demanding that I tell you where I eventually go to college
I am a whole adult!
Success is my destiny!