An Epitaph for Julius Caesar

lionofchaeronea:

Anthologia Latina 850, “Epitaphium Iulii Caesaris”, author unknown

Note: “the patricide” = Brutus, who was reputed in some quarters to be Caesar’s illegitimate son.

Behold, I am here- I, Caesar.
What man outdid me in warfare?
Who was my superior in eloquence?
Who…

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Communism Mithras and Food

All of these things not for the rude

But instead for the real fucking sexy

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"I don’t mean to be sexist, but the women always take longer to get ready"

"The three major cultures in the world are Asian, American, and European"

"Aboriginal cultures are overrated"

From a bizarrely-informed sophomore

Why would you say any of that

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Play rap music

Eat Swedish people

Run the world

Meow meow meow

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slendersummerseve:

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electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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Anyone referring to established religions and spiritual doctrines with their origins in Asia or the Middle East as “Eastern/Oriental Mysticism” is a walking human pestilence

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foma-b-gomery:

45-70govt:

Leaked T.E. Lawrence nudes

Men’s Vogue, 1917

foma-b-gomery:

45-70govt:

Leaked T.E. Lawrence nudes

Men’s Vogue, 1917

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